You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
When did angry sex become our thing?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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