Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I just found a bag of teeth...
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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