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Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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