In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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