He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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