But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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