He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
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In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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