omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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