I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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