What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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