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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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