gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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