So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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