Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
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Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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