Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
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Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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