Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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