my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I am naked and annoyed.
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