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(920): View more from Wisconsin

dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back

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(480): View more from Arizona

With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.

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(702): View more from Nevada

what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?

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(914): View more from New York

you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds

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(256): View more from Alabama

Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.

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(706): View more from Georgia

Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?

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(254): View more from Texas

that's what penises do

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they tell lies.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.

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(585): View more from New York

The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.

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