Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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