I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
nutella sex= disaster
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
