No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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