I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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