Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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