he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I need to align my fucking chakras
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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