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you sent me 5 happy birthday texts last night. one after the other. spelled differently.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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