Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
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this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
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