hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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