Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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