Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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