So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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