we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
