ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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