Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.