I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
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I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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