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I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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