How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
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I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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