So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
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I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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