all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
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I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
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