I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
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Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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