Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
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I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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