I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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