Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Randomize
