capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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