Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
