there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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