dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
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Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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