I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
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It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
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Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
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