I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She told me I should be a condom model.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
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