Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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