so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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