She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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