is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
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Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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