Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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