Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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